Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Kings horses
and all the Kings men,
couldn't put Humpty together again.
Now I'm not an egg reconstruction eggspert but don't you think they went wrong when they let the horses have first go at mending him?
You know...Lack of fingers and thumbs, not best for egg mending.
5 comments:
Good point. I might could squeeze a paper out of that.
great way to make scrambled eggs though!
I have enough trouble picking broken egg shell out of the egg - the horses didn't have a chance in hell. Good point. I can't wait for you to analyse Little Miss Muffett. ;-)
every time the horses moved their hooves must have just crunched little Humpty's body to shreds. Oh well...Never send a horse to do a man's job I guess...
Screw Humpty anyway. If he doesn't have any balance he shouldn't be up on a wall.
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