Robin Hood

You may have heard that the authorities (whoever they are?) have banned 'hoodies' and baseball caps from being worn together at Bluewater shopping centre. Of course, as the mall is an indoor one, the hoods do not need to be up to protect the little 'chavs' from catching a chill around their necks.
It's most probably Eminem's fault for making them think it looks cool but their lack of individuality is not in question here. I have a problem with the baseball cap bearing a New York Yankees logo worn by people who clearly have no idea about the Yankees.

Saddam, banned from malls in England for his headwear.

The Yankees will no doubt love the fact that Britain is flooded with their mechandise. I just think that a nation which considers baseball to be glorified rounders shouldn't have half it's youth *gasps at how old he sounds* running around in NYY gear.

For a laugh I'd love to ask one of the spotty oiks what he thought of the Yankees starting pitcher rotation or even just to name a player. They would think A-Rod was a drain doctor or plumber.
I hope the Malcolm Glazier (Tampa Bay Buccs owner) take-over of Manchester Utd doesn't have the same effect in the USA. I'd hate all the 'football illiterates' who insist on calling the greatest game on earth sar-kour(soccer) to be parading around in Man Utd shirts without ever knowing who Eric Cantona is.