Join me in Hell?

I found this website from a Jersey Girl rant. Here's a few highlights.

In a section asking are 'Are you good enough to go to heaven'

3. 'You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.'Have you ever taken God's name in vain -- instead of using a four-letter word to express disgust, you've used His name? Hitler's name wasn't despised enough to use as a curse word. If you have used His holy name in that manner, you are a blasphemer and will not enter the Kingdom of God.
That's me done for.... God dammit!!

8. 'You shall not steal.'Have you ever taken something that belonged to someone else (irrespective of its value)? Then you are a thief -- you cannot enter God's Kingdom.
Oh come on!! My work won't miss those pens.

7. 'You shall not commit adultery.'Who of us can say that we are pure of heart? Jesus warned, 'You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart.' Remember that God has seen every thought you have had and every sin you have ever committed. The day will come when you have to face His Law, and we are told that the impure, fornicators (those who have sex before marriage) and adulterers will not enter the Kingdom of God. Punishment for transgression of this Commandment is the death penalty.
Oh well,I'm not sure I wanted to spend eternity in the company of Christians anyway.

Have a great weekend and..... Gooooooooooooooooo Cowboys!