Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Lessons in the Male Ego # 1

Ladies, to boost your mans ego you will be aware that he will be sensitive about the size of his manhood.
There are times when you are genuinely impressed and times when you are just... satisfied.
The times you are disappointed are best kept to yourself.



It is always good for the male ego when your woman looks up at you and says
"Wow, your *insert penis name* is very big..."





Your man will naturally question .."very big". He has most probably seen Jake the Snake(made up porn star) servicing inflated boobed Barbie dolls with his large appendage somewhere on the inter-web.
".. do you really think it's big?" will be his response.

Under no circumstances..... that's NO circumstances reply the following
"Oh yeah baby.. It's really big.. I should know.... I've had loads."


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