Monday, November 05, 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Firefest 2007

Tyketto - 27th October 2007

Nottingham Rock City.

I was there (although this is not my footage). They were fantastic and there was a great atmosphere.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Bon Jovi, O2 Dome

Footage I shot at the O2 Dome, London. Bon Jovi opened the Arena. This is an edited version of clips I took. They are too big to upload.


Thursday, June 21, 2007

Wings

"If Alcoholism is an illness..... It's the only illness that comes with Buffalo Wings"

Monday, June 04, 2007

Derby Day 2007

I went to Epsom on Saturday to watch the Derby. Frankie Dettori screamed past us on Authorised to win his first Derby in 15 attempts. I was left cursing the fact I hadn't gone 'each-way' on Eagle Mountain. I had bet on it to win and the beast came second.
Here's footage from my camera.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Earthquake in Kent

FOLKESTONE/DOVER EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

An earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone & Dover in the early hours of Saturday Its epicenter was in Folkestone. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell".

The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Folkestone.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two,Tyler-Morgan and Victoria Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle the next morning."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.


HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

-Fila or Burberry baseball caps

-Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

-Shell suits (female)

-White sport socks

-Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

-Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.


Required foodstuffs include:

Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

-22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

-£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

-£5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.


***Breaking news***

Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop.
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Aylesham" said the girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you?"

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Monday, March 12, 2007

Life's too Short

I watched 'Nacho Libre' with Jack Black this weekend. Oh...my....God.

I like Jack Black but that film was poor, poor, poor.




Why didn't someone tell me!
I paid £3.95 on pay-to-view for that... err that's about 7 dollars buddy.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Oooops

I laughed so hard that some wee came out...


... is that wrong?